I've just dumped my girl in her crib as she's screaming her head off, ignoring my son, trying to figure out how the hell to set up a Webelos scout skit ... I have no idea what to make for dinner.

At least Bruce is happy. He just screeched with a laugh.

As for the rest of my life ... I suck at scripture study, I barely pray unless it's the daily prayers with Michael and the kids.

I should be teaching these two that Heavenly Father loves them, about Jesus and the prophets, the Bible stories and church history.
I should have dinner ready for Michael as he gets home from work (Hey, if we weren't LDS and if he were the drinking type, I'm sure I could whip up a cocktail or something. I've seen enough episodes of Martha Stewart where she teaches the "proper" way to make a Grey Goose martini).

I did manage to finish all my library books so I can turn them all in. Woot for me there.
If only I could stop kicking myself in the butt for the rest of everything.

The kids took decent enough naps to let me get most of the dishes done, to get the clothes clean (I still need to fold them) (and put them away), to finish my book.
What more do I want?

I have no idea.
No, wait. I DO have an idea.
I want the new library that we've moved closer to ... I want their friggin' computer system to WORK when I and TRYING to put a hold on an item. Instead of ticking me OFF.
I want to be able to nurse two one-year-olds and TYPE at the same time.
I want to know what the CHICKEN is going on -- what to do as far a a scout troop goes. I'm in here and I have NO. FRIGGIN'. CLUE.

I also want Cibo Matto to get back together and record another album. Without any profanity. So I can listen to it ALL. THE. TIME.

And a pony. And an in-ground, heated swimming pool. Olympic sized. With a slide. And a hot tub.

And the yard waste to be picked up. So I can beat the crap out of my yard.

And a digital video camera. And a digital camera that has no lag time, so I never miss another smile, another adorab-iliti-ness again. Ever. Ever.

I could just settle for some dark chocolate with high cocoa content and a good suggestion for a book to read.

Now to feed Zoë. Maybe that will help her to calm down.
It's a little hard to shriek like the damned and to eat at the same time.

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My mood right now is:

A science joke ... and my weekend. - 2007-02-19
In which I talk about how I got bit, freaked out, and won't be a Paris-Hilton-esque heiress - 2007-02-16
Happy Heart Day! - 2007-02-14
... Burn the land and boil the sea ... - 2007-02-13
This is where you insert a clever title.

'Cause I'm just not coming up with one.

I tried. - 2007-02-08

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