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PotterPuffs are love
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I have no (printable) response to this.
2006-12-12 - 11:17 a.m.
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NOTICE: Tender-hearted and innocent readers, avert your eyes. If you want to hear somewhat-funny stuff about nudity, continue. I recently got in touch with a friend whom I haven't heard anything about for a few years. He filled out a meme about 10 quirks about himself. One of which was that he enjoyed running naked in the woods. I responded with a comment that I had no real response for that ... that it, well, did not compute, per se. He responded that it's very liberating and that he highly recommends it. I cannot respond to this. Whatever I type will be too much information or too glib or too embarassing. So I'll respond to it here, since I trust y'all and he doesn't read here (that I'm aware of, anyways). Here goes: "Running naked" and "liberating" are not two synonymous terms ... at least to me. Also, I have no forest to run around in my nuddy-pants. I think the citizens of my fair city would much prefer not to be subjected to the sight of my twin-pregnancy-stretched-out-body. Also, when you run, since (bless your heart) you're a guy, you don't think of the fact that I'd have, um, *counterweights* that might ... I don't know ... knock around and give me a black eye or a concussion. (Yes, my nunga-nungas ARE just that large. If they were perkier ... and I didn't have the morals that I do ... I could probably have a career in the adult entertainment industry, per se. But that is niether here not there...) ... You see why I don't feel comfortable bring up these two points to someone I obsessed over as a teenager? That and the fact that I'm an old married lady now ... I can't discuss my "counterweights" with HIM! Or the fact that as I ran nakers (assuming that I ever would run nakers, which is quite the assumption ... and STOP TRYING TO PICTURE IT!! Perv. :P), I'd probably by squirting milk on the passers-by ... which is plenty disturbing and humilitaing of a thought. Yeah, I can't bring these points up in a conversation with him. At all. It's just not kosher, you know? I'm just not all down with that. I discussed this with my husband (and as much as he loves to see me naked). His first response was, "You hate running. But I wouldn't mind seeing you naked." (Sweet of him, eh? Especially with the whole stretched-out-body ... but since he did get to have a hand in that process ... yeah, it's good he still likes the goods. ^_^) But, you DO see why I simply cannot respond at all to anything my friend has said, right? Because, if I say ANYTHING, I'm totally sticking my foot in my mouth. And I do that only TOO often. Let's avoid it when I can, right?
 LlannaLee acting badly, milk, and future sports stars - 2007-01-15
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