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Our pillow talk is so ... yeah. Somehow as were on the topic of, of all things, Godzilla. Me (A):(after perfecting my Godzilla roar. Don't ask.) I just never got the whole Mothra thing. Why were there little Japanese girls? And when I say little, I mean they were only, like, three inches high? What's up wtih that? And Mothra?? Really??
Michael (M): I really prefer RoDan (I've never seen it so I don't know how to spell it and am far too lazy to look it up).
A: What's RoDan? Is he, like, a trilobyte?
M: WHAT?!??
A: You know, a trilobyte ... they're in fossils, but they're real.
M:*interrupts* As opposed to all those FAKE fossils.
A:No, I mean ... but there are people who think that fossils are just created by Satan to mess with our heads.
M: Like who??
A: I heard about it in Seminary. They're all like "You believe in fossils?? You're going to Hell."
M: "You *think* this is a Tyranasaurus Rex?? No, it's Satan's DOG."
A: *snorts and gurgles with laughter*
M: I'm glad you think I'm so funny.
A: ... You are. ... Back to trilobytes, what I MEANT to say was that they're real AS IN they exist today. I want to buy Sea Monkeys.
M: We've had this conversation.
A: I'm not done! When you buy Sea Monkeys, you can also buy Trilobytes in the little cases, too!
M: And how would they fight Godzilla? I mean, what do they look like?
A: They look kinda like horseshoe fish. They're armored ... and they have a whip-tail. I have no idea how one'd fight. I guess just smack you with it's whip tail. ... I'm really surprised that you haven't seen one. ... ... What's RoDan look like? What is he?
M: A bird.
A: A bird??
M: Yeah.
A: What color?
M: ....
A: Red? Blue? Yellow??
M: Mmmm??
A: RoDan. What color? Any of those?
M: Um, reddish I think. It's been a while since I've seen him.
A: You fell asleep didn't you? While I was asking.
M: Yeah. A little. Unlike some people, I work all day.
A: As opposed to what *I* do?
M: Totally kidding.
A: That's what I thought.
M: ...
A: You're asleep again. Aren't you?
M: ...
A: *nod to myself* I can't tell if I'm really THAT boring. Or if we're just really insane. But, as far as pillow talk goes, it's pretty fun. ^_^
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New and new and drool chronicles. - 2006-10-05
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Wanna Buy a "Dirt Shark" ... lighty used. - 2006-09-28
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